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84 lines
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{
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"riddles": [
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{ "id": "golfer-pants", "setup": "Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?\nA: In case he got a ___.", "answer": "HOLE IN ONE" },
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{ "id": "bicycle-tired", "setup": "Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?\nA: It was ___.", "answer": "TWO TIRED" },
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{ "id": "baker-rich", "setup": "Q: Why did the baker stop making bread?\nA: He didn't have enough ___.", "answer": "DOUGH NUTS" },
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{ "id": "scarecrow-award", "setup": "Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?\nA: He was outstanding in his ___.", "answer": "PUMPKIN FIELD" },
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{ "id": "skeleton-party", "setup": "Q: Why don't skeletons go to parties?\nA: They have no ___ to dance with.", "answer": "BODY" },
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{ "id": "clock-hungry", "setup": "Q: Why was the clock always hungry?\nA: It kept going back for ___.", "answer": "SECONDS" },
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{ "id": "spider-computer", "setup": "Q: Why did the spider buy a computer?\nA: To build a ___.", "answer": "WEBSITE" },
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{ "id": "book-astronaut", "setup": "Q: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?\nA: He needed ___.", "answer": "SPACE" },
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{ "id": "fish-piano", "setup": "Q: Why don't fish play the piano?\nA: You can't tuna ___.", "answer": "FISH" },
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{ "id": "banana-doctor", "setup": "Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?\nA: It wasn't ___.", "answer": "PEELING WELL" },
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{ "id": "ghost-elevator", "setup": "Q: Why do ghosts ride elevators?\nA: To lift their ___.", "answer": "SPIRITS" },
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{ "id": "cow-farmer", "setup": "Q: Why did the farmer win an award?\nA: He was out ___ his field.", "answer": "STANDING IN" },
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{ "id": "egg-comedian", "setup": "Q: Why did the egg refuse to tell jokes?\nA: It might ___.", "answer": "CRACK UP" },
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{ "id": "snowman-carrot", "setup": "Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?\nA: He was ___.", "answer": "PICKING HIS NOSE" },
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{ "id": "cat-piano", "setup": "Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer?\nA: To keep an eye on the ___.", "answer": "MOUSE" },
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{ "id": "toast-jam", "setup": "Q: Why did the toast go to therapy?\nA: It kept getting into a ___.", "answer": "JAM" },
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{ "id": "elephant-suitcase", "setup": "Q: Why did the elephant pack a trunk?\nA: For his ___.", "answer": "VACATION" },
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{ "id": "chef-race", "setup": "Q: Why did the chef quit the race?\nA: He couldn't ___ the pace.", "answer": "KETCHUP TO" },
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{ "id": "farmer-tractor", "setup": "Q: Why did the farmer name his rooster Robinson?\nA: Because it woke up at the ___.", "answer": "CRACK OF DAWN" },
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{ "id": "owl-homework", "setup": "Q: Why did the owl get invited to every party?\nA: Everybody thought he was a ___.", "answer": "HOOT" },
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{ "id": "carpenter-nails", "setup": "Q: Why did the carpenter cry?\nA: He couldn't ___ his mistake.", "answer": "NAIL DOWN" },
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{ "id": "detective-cheese", "setup": "Q: Why did the detective suspect the cheese?\nA: It looked pretty ___.", "answer": "GRATED" },
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{ "id": "tomato-race", "setup": "Q: Why did the tomato turn red?\nA: It saw the salad ___.", "answer": "DRESSING" },
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{ "id": "rabbit-haircut", "setup": "Q: Why did the rabbit need a haircut?\nA: It had too many bad ___ days.", "answer": "HARE" },
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{ "id": "penguin-fridge", "setup": "Q: Why does a penguin carry a fish in its beak?\nA: Because it forgot its ___.", "answer": "LUNCHBOX" },
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{ "id": "mountain-cold", "setup": "Q: Why did the mountain climber bring a blanket?\nA: The peak was ___.", "answer": "FREEZING COLD" },
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{ "id": "vampire-dentist", "setup": "Q: Why did the vampire visit the dentist?\nA: He had terrible ___.", "answer": "BAD BREATH" },
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{ "id": "artist-jail", "setup": "Q: Why was the painter arrested?\nA: He was framed for ___.", "answer": "ASSAULT" },
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{ "id": "wizard-school", "setup": "Q: Why did the wizard fail his exam?\nA: He didn't ___ enough.", "answer": "SPELL WELL" },
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{ "id": "pirate-map", "setup": "Q: Why couldn't the pirate find treasure?\nA: He couldn't read the ___.", "answer": "TREASURE MAP" },
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{ "id": "robot-vacation", "setup": "Q: Why did the robot go on vacation?\nA: It needed to ___.", "answer": "RECHARGE" },
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{ "id": "bee-wedding", "setup": "Q: Why did the bee get married?\nA: It found its ___.", "answer": "HONEY" },
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{ "id": "dinosaur-firework", "setup": "Q: Why don't dinosaurs talk?\nA: Because they're ___.", "answer": "EXTINCT" },
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{ "id": "gardener-race", "setup": "Q: Why did the gardener plant a race track?\nA: To grow ___ potatoes.", "answer": "SPEEDY" },
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{ "id": "teacher-blackboard", "setup": "Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?\nA: Her students were too ___.", "answer": "BRIGHT" },
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{ "id": "mummy-vacation", "setup": "Q: Why wouldn't the mummy take a vacation?\nA: He was too ___ to relax.", "answer": "WOUND UP" },
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{ "id": "octopus-armor", "setup": "Q: Why did the octopus win the boxing match?\nA: It was well ___.", "answer": "ARMED" },
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{ "id": "cloud-underwear", "setup": "Q: Why did the cloud wear a raincoat?\nA: It thought it might ___.", "answer": "SPRINKLE" },
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{ "id": "lion-barber", "setup": "Q: Why did the lion visit the barber?\nA: His ___ was too shaggy.", "answer": "MANE" },
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{ "id": "computer-cold", "setup": "Q: Why did the computer catch a cold?\nA: It left its ___ open.", "answer": "WINDOWS" },
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{ "id": "cookie-doctor", "setup": "Q: Why did the cookie visit the doctor?\nA: It was feeling ___.", "answer": "CRUMBY" },
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{ "id": "surgeon-bakery", "setup": "Q: Why did the surgeon open a bakery?\nA: He kneaded the ___.", "answer": "DOUGH" },
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{ "id": "farmer-eggs", "setup": "Q: Why did the farmer separate the chickens?\nA: To settle a ___.", "answer": "FOWL DISPUTE" },
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{ "id": "magician-cards", "setup": "Q: Why did the magician's card trick fail?\nA: He lost his ___.", "answer": "CONFIDENCE" },
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{ "id": "snail-highway", "setup": "Q: Why did the snail avoid the highway?\nA: It feared the ___.", "answer": "FAST LANE" },
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{ "id": "astronomer-diet", "setup": "Q: Why did the astronomer start a diet?\nA: To watch her ___.", "answer": "WAISTLINE" },
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{ "id": "candle-argument", "setup": "Q: Why did the candles stop fighting?\nA: They agreed to ___.", "answer": "MAKE PEACE" },
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{ "id": "clockmaker-late", "setup": "Q: Why was the clockmaker always late?\nA: He kept losing ___.", "answer": "TRACK OF TIME" },
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{ "id": "onion-crying", "setup": "Q: Why did nobody want to fight the onion?\nA: It always made them ___.", "answer": "TEARFUL" },
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{ "id": "beekeeper-raise", "setup": "Q: Why did the beekeeper get a raise?\nA: He knew how to ___ the hive.", "answer": "MANAGE" },
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{ "id": "sailor-map", "setup": "Q: Why did the sailor carry seaweed?\nA: In case he got ___.", "answer": "SEASICK" },
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{ "id": "dragon-diet", "setup": "Q: Why did the dragon go on a diet?\nA: He had too much ___.", "answer": "FIRE POWER" },
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{ "id": "author-block", "setup": "Q: Why did the author sit in the freezer?\nA: To beat his writer's ___.", "answer": "BLOCK" },
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{ "id": "farmer-scarecrow", "setup": "Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?\nA: He was outstanding at ___.", "answer": "CROW CONTROL" },
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{ "id": "gym-teacher", "setup": "Q: Why did the gym teacher get locked out?\nA: He lost his ___.", "answer": "KEY CARD" },
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{ "id": "plumber-secret", "setup": "Q: Why did the plumber keep a secret?\nA: It was under ___.", "answer": "WRAPS" },
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{ "id": "beaver-carpenter", "setup": "Q: Why did the beaver quit carpentry?\nA: It was ___ with the deadlines.", "answer": "DAMMED" },
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{ "id": "painter-argument", "setup": "Q: Why did the painters stop arguing?\nA: They decided to ___.", "answer": "PATCH THINGS UP" },
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{ "id": "lumberjack-love", "setup": "Q: Why did the lumberjack fall in love?\nA: She was a total ___.", "answer": "KNOCKOUT" },
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{ "id": "farmer-corn", "setup": "Q: Why did the farmer win the lottery?\nA: He had ___.", "answer": "AMAZING LUCK" },
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{ "id": "computer-virus", "setup": "Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?\nA: It caught a ___.", "answer": "COMPUTER VIRUS" },
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{ "id": "astronaut-breakup", "setup": "Q: Why did the astronaut break up with the alien?\nA: There was no ___.", "answer": "ATMOSPHERE" },
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{ "id": "broom-late", "setup": "Q: Why was the broom late to work?\nA: It ___.", "answer": "OVERSLEPT" },
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{ "id": "calendar-busy", "setup": "Q: Why did the calendar seem so important?\nA: It was full of ___.", "answer": "APPOINTMENTS" },
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{ "id": "boxer-clock", "setup": "Q: Why did the boxer's watch stop working?\nA: It got ___.", "answer": "KNOCKED OUT" },
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{ "id": "electrician-marriage", "setup": "Q: Why did the electrician have a happy marriage?\nA: They had great ___.", "answer": "CONNECTIONS" },
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{ "id": "karate-choir", "setup": "Q: Why did the karate champion join the choir?\nA: He had excellent ___.", "answer": "COORDINATION" },
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{ "id": "leopard-hide", "setup": "Q: Why couldn't the leopard hide from the zookeeper?\nA: It always got ___.", "answer": "RECOGNIZED" },
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{ "id": "calendar-therapy", "setup": "Q: Why did the calendar need therapy?\nA: Too many ___.", "answer": "COMMITMENTS" },
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{ "id": "mechanic-therapist", "setup": "Q: Why did the mechanic become a therapist?\nA: He was great with ___.", "answer": "RELATIONSHIPS" },
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{ "id": "photographer-calm", "setup": "Q: Why did the photographer stay so calm?\nA: He kept it all in ___.", "answer": "PERSPECTIVE" },
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{ "id": "marathoner-map", "setup": "Q: Why did the marathoner carry a map?\nA: To avoid getting ___.", "answer": "SIDETRACKED" },
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{ "id": "chess-jacket", "setup": "Q: Why did the chess player bring a jacket?\nA: In case of a ___.", "answer": "CHECKMATE" },
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{ "id": "librarian-race", "setup": "Q: Why did the librarian win the race?\nA: She knew all the ___.", "answer": "SHORTCUTS" },
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{ "id": "sculptor-humble", "setup": "Q: Why did the sculptor stay humble?\nA: He kept everything in ___.", "answer": "PROPORTION" },
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{ "id": "coach-promotion", "setup": "Q: Why did the coach get a promotion?\nA: Excellent team ___.", "answer": "MANAGEMENT" },
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{ "id": "tailor-detective", "setup": "Q: Why did the tailor make a great detective?\nA: He noticed every ___.", "answer": "LOOSE THREAD" },
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{ "id": "pilot-promotion", "setup": "Q: Why did the pilot get promoted so quickly?\nA: Outstanding ___.", "answer": "NAVIGATION" },
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{ "id": "historian-puzzles", "setup": "Q: Why did the historian love puzzles?\nA: Everything finally made ___.", "answer": "PERFECT SENSE" }
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]
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}
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